Halloween Memories,Stories, and Jokes!

Last year for Halloween I hung out with Thalia. We were pretty bored so we decided to go to this haunted house. Well when we went through it I'll admit I freaked out because someone had a clown mask on and I'm terrified of clowns! So besides that we were going through it and we were just about to be towards the end when this dude with an ax started chasing us! So, of course, Thalia would push me and take off running while I fell on this mattress.  I was like freaking out trying to get up because the guy with an ax was still coming at me, which I have to give it to him for not laughing at me because I would have. I was tangled up in some string I fell into and I had twisted my ankle during the fall, but just as he was getting close I finally managed to get up and hobble away. The only bad thing was I hobbled right into Thalia and we fell to the ground laughing. So a tip to myself is to never take Thalia in a haunted house with me again! After that the night went on and we had a few more things to do but that had to be the most eventful thing of the night.
   The creepiest ghost story I ever heard would have to be the one my brothers told me. We were all sitting outside in this tent one night on the weekend when they started telling it. They started out with a stupid name and it was Kiss-Face. I'll try to give a short version of it but in all truth I can't tell the story as good as they do.
  Anyways as the story goes one foggy night this group of kids were out walking and just having fun. Their were four girls and five boys they decided to go into this haunted house. They went into to the house and we're exploring but as they tried to leave the door would not open. They decided to split up and try to use a window seeing how the back door was sealed off. As they were walking off into groups a girl named Sally screamed. Everyone ran back and asked what was wrong she said "I saw something!I swear their was a...never mind it's probably just nerves. Sorry guys." So they took off again when all the sudden their was another piercing scream then another one and finally a third one. The remaining kids ran towards the screams to find their friends hanging with bloody lips as if they were torn off. They had slash marks around their wrist and one on their throats. When you got closer you could see that their lips had been bitten into by razor sharp teeth. Everyone is freaked out and trying to figure out what is going on. Sally keeps saying O my gosh over and over again. Tim takes charge "Sally shut up, and ya'll let's get out of here." Sally tells him " I saw him. I saw who did this. I told you we shouldn't go into this house. You knew who used to live here!" Everyone just stares at her and starts to get up as they start to leave the room they notice the sudden silence. Sally is gone. Now they start to wonder what is going on, and everyone runs to the front door. They are beating on it trying to get it open! It creeks open, and everyone takes off running but as they do they hear this mid-evil laughter! As they are running each one is getting picked off one by one until they are down to the last two. Tim and Beka are the last two and as they are running they run right into Kiss-Face! To describe him it would be mortifying but he told them a little riddle and if they got it right they could live if they didn't they would die. He said I'm an animal. I like red things and and kissable lips. What am I? Tim answered a bird and died. Beka said You. She got to live but even now if you walk in a group of nine friends you can hear the laughter of Kiss-Face. At the end of the story their was this weird laughter and I took off running to my daddy! 

Why do witches wear name tags?
So that they can tell witch is which!


Why are pumpkins better than men?
If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.


Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
Because he had no body to dance with.