Greatest Invention?

The greatest invention ever would have to be tooth paste and tooth brushes! I mean what would the world be like without these things? Everyone would have horrid breath!! Everyone knows that no one wants to talk to someone with some stinky breath! If we didn't have tooth brushes and tooth paste everyone would like have to hold their hand in front of their mouth or something to keep people from smelling their nasty breath. How would couples ever make it through this!? It would be terrible. Good smelling breath goes a long way, but stinky breath just makes people want to turn away. Another good thing about tooth brushes and tooth paste is it also keeps your teeth pretty, white, and helps protect them for bad mouth germs. So, people, use this great invention so you won't have stinky breath, just saying!(:

Era of Cleopatra!(:

If I could travel back in time I would travel to the Era of Cleopatra. I mean who wouldn't want to be Cleopatra?She was the last ruler of Egypt before it became a Roman Province! The bonus would be I get to rule over people. People would like worship me because I'm a pharaoh! I'm not going to lie if people challenge my power I would send them to get eaten by the alligators or feed them to my cheetahs while they're alive. I would rule the land a little bit differently than her, but I think that I would be a pretty amazing ruler. I would hope that I would still be clever, ambitious, and determined. She was also known for her beauty so another bonus for me! She did have a hard life, but I can deal with that. I think I would want a "zap back" to the future button when I dramatically kill myself by letting some kind of snake bite me! Though I do get put in this awesome tomb and if anyone tries to enter they get cursed so it's kind of like a do not disturb the sleeping or I will curse you. So if anyone decides to break into my tomb I will curse you and you will regret it greatly. My curse would have to be 100 years of bad luck, never being able to have the one love you want, being abandoned by all those that you love, and you end up having a tragic, very painful, death when you die. So word of the wise do not disturb my tomb.

Whales and Interviews?

Well, the other day Thalia, Kasey, and me decided we wanted to go surfing. We took a small boat with us just in case some of got tired of surfing. Kasey and me just got back into the boat and were watching Thalia make stupid noises when all of the sudden BOOM!! Thalia and her surf board go flying far away from us. The first thing I thought was Oh my gosh!!!A shark! We started the little boat and went to Thalia who was freaking and said" Oh my gosh, a freaking whale hit me!" I bust out laughing as another whale hits the bottom of her surf board again. It was kind of like they were playing volley ball with her. Kasey was laughing so hard she was in tears. Kasey and me decided that,being the great friends we are, should help Thalia out before she gets hurt. So we went and got her out of the water. She was speechless, which with Thalia is pretty amazing. We decided to head back to make sure the whales didn't try to hit our boat. On the way back Thalia kept talking about how the whales were going to eat her. As we arrived on the shore we were ambushed by cameras and their crew. They were asking so many questions at once, but we got them all answered.
"Why were y'all so far out there? That was incredible!"
"Well it was just such a pretty day we decided to go surfing in the ocean."
"What happened out there, and what was going through your mind as those magnificent creatures came by you?"The whale just came out of no where!It was crazy!The first thing that went through my mind was holy cow,or should it be holly whale, is that a shark?!"
"Were you worried that you would be swallowed? Tell me who was with you out there?"
 Thalia said"Yes, I really did think I was going to get eaten! Then I remembered that whales don't eat humans so I was like oh my gosh that was so cool!It was just Brandi, Kasey, and me."

Noche Asesina!

I stood and watched Thalia be led away to prison for something I knew she hadn't done. They accused her of shooting Logan Martindale. Though he is in the hospital, he is still alive, but just barely. Thalia looked at me with those tearful, pleading, eyes. It was as if she was begging me to rescue her. I knew she wouldn't last a night in jail. Thalia, though, she seems like a bad kid is really a good child. I knew I had to do something. I had to save her. So I set a plan to do just that. Now, i'm not just any ordinary girl. I have superpowers. I can read minds, climb buildings, run faster than humanly possible, and have strength that is not known for words. That would be one of the reasons I know Thalia did not do this, because seeing how I can read minds people really can't lie to me.  So as it turned to night I went to set my plans into action. I knew Thalia was on the third floor in the fifth cell. I climbed the building and almost ran right into a guard but I hid in the dark shadows as he passed. I ran with blinding speed to her cell and pried the doors off. We had a couple complications on the way out but besides that we got away. I took Thalia to Mexico until her name was cleared, and then returned to get her once it was. When I rescued Thalia something inside me changed, and I began to realize my true destiny to help those in need. I am a superhero. I am Noche Asesina!(Night Assassin)