Spider...eww...

My ear itched. It just wouldn't stop. I kept telling myself don't itch it over and over again. It was starting to hurt, so I decided to go to the doctor. I didn't think it was anything major, probably just an ear ache. As the doctor does the usual examine, I begin to notice his facial expressions. He looked troubled. Finally, he tells me why. As I listen to what he says I'm like oh I have a spider in my ear. WAIT!!! WHAT!? I have a spider in my ear!? I begin to panic, and seeing how I have a terrible fear of spiders there was no way any body was calming me down. Next thing I know, I'm in a head lock. The doctor apologizes, and says it was necessary. As they tell me what they are going to do, and begin I try not to think about it. The spider runs out of my ear and down my face. The next thing I know is I wake up on the floor with the doctors trying to figure out what is wrong with me. Apparently I fainted when the spider ran down my face.