Fly On The Wall?

What would I do if I could be a fly on the wall? I would use the disgusting fly stuff that they do to figure out things that I would like to know. I'll admit I'm curious about what some people have to say about me when I'm not around, and being a fly on the wall would give me the perfect cover up to figure this out! I could figure out who is really fake and who isn't, how people actually feel, and whether or not that one person you like likes you to! Seriously any girl would want that because it drives us crazy when we can't figure out something! So I could just be a fly chilling on a wall and listening to everything they say while I'm just hoping no one swats me with a fly swatter so that way I will not die a terrible squashed up fly death! That would totally ruin the whole operation of being able to spy as a fly if I got swatted before I heard anything!